How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps
I discovered a really fun game where I try taking a picture of people taking a picture with their tablets. I shared the concept of this game with my friends on Facebook and soon, I began randomly getting photos from my friends of people taking photos with their iPads (mostly). Thus, the idea for this page was born and I finally actually got around to created it.
For my inaugural post, I’ll keep it classy with this high-end tourist shot. (Submitted by my boss)
Hey, I just created this page. Check it out! I’ll be taking submissions once I get through what I already have!
If you already have my contact info, feel free to go ahead and submit via text/email!