ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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(via itscalledfashionlookitup)

yourstoryisnoteverover:

The only headline I need to see today.

yourstoryisnoteverover:

The only headline I need to see today.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

earthdad:

the rise and fall

It actually looks like a bunch of wild animals feasting on the remains in the last picture.

(Source: ancestor, via itscalledfashionlookitup)

not-your-camera:

Real Housewives iPad selfie. At least it’s the Mini though so they realize that using a giant tablet to take a picture is ridiculous.

not-your-camera:

Real Housewives iPad selfie. At least it’s the Mini though so they realize that using a giant tablet to take a picture is ridiculous.

not-your-camera:

I discovered a really fun game where I try taking a picture of people taking a picture with their tablets. I shared the concept of this game with my friends on Facebook and soon, I began randomly getting photos from my friends of people taking photos with their iPads (mostly). Thus, the idea for this page was born and I finally actually got around to created it. 

For my inaugural post, I’ll keep it classy with this high-end tourist shot. (Submitted by my boss)

Hey, I just created this page. Check it out! I’ll be taking submissions once I get through what I already have! If you already have my contact info, feel free to go ahead and submit via text/email!

not-your-camera:

I discovered a really fun game where I try taking a picture of people taking a picture with their tablets. I shared the concept of this game with my friends on Facebook and soon, I began randomly getting photos from my friends of people taking photos with their iPads (mostly). Thus, the idea for this page was born and I finally actually got around to created it.

For my inaugural post, I’ll keep it classy with this high-end tourist shot. (Submitted by my boss)

Hey, I just created this page. Check it out! I’ll be taking submissions once I get through what I already have!

If you already have my contact info, feel free to go ahead and submit via text/email!

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

My friends when I drink

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via night-book)

Haha this made me think of precumming

Haha this made me think of precumming

(via gaygeeksnsfw)